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joanwatsonss: can we talk about this ~deduction~ sherlock makes in ASiP because it really pisses me...

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:00:54 -0400

can we talk about this ~deduction~ sherlock makes in ASiP because it really pisses me off on so many levels and people in the Sally Donovan tag are being fucking pricks so I would like to indulge myself in a little fandom rant

content warning: sexually inappropriate comments at work, sex/slut shaming, misogyny in general, cissexism, racism

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moeriarty: tothesyllable: dinkydirky: tothesyllable: moeriarty: dinkydirky: I dont think...

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:59:41 -0400

moeriarty:

tothesyllable:

dinkydirky:

tothesyllable:

moeriarty:

dinkydirky:

I dont think anyone realizes how much it utterly sucks to ship mormor. The rest of you are spoiled. We never get to make photosets of our otp looking at eachother with “obvious” lust, and we never get to freak out when they talk in an episode because JIM IS DEAD AND ALL WE HAVE IS THE FANTASIES WE CREATE IN OUR MINDS SO ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR OTP NOT MAKING OUT OR SOMETHING JUST THINK OF US MORMOR SHIPPERS

#eyah it must really suck to ship the most popular jim ship in the fandom i feel so bad for you #this cat is saved as mormor.png

having a real hard time feeling sympathy for the shippers of one of the most popular pairings in the fandom. one half of your shit pairing literally does not exist, your fanon functions only by ignoring all the established bbc canon for moriarty on the series, and yet your ship is still infinitely more popular than mine. i sure am glad i have the privilege of knowing moriarty canonically wanted to sink his claws into sherlock’s ass with gifs to substantiate such a reading, but it doesn’t change the fact that you mormor shippers have been given enormous power in the fandom simply because your ship doesn’t disrupt johnlock.

if someone made a post lamenting the fact that there was no bbc!verse irene adler/godfrey norton fic, would you take them seriously? no, you would not, because that person would clearly be completely ignoring the significant changes to irene’s character and arc that this adaptation called for. you mormor shippers do the exact same shit, but the fandom lets it fly only because it’s obsessed with fetishizing white dudes.

shut up, mormor shipper, and good day.

wow you just

hahahahahahaha thats hilarious

why are you freaking out?? I think you need to sit down and take a niiiiiice long deep breath, man. Seriously, I was joking around and being goofy about how we don’t have photosets for our ship like other ships but you just

you just totally took it the wrong way and flipped a lid for no reason

which I should have expected someone to do because no one can just laugh about something without someone doing something like this

So thank you, inconsiderate tumblr user tothesyllable for shitting your pants for absolutely no reason than to try and make someone upset. Because not once have I ever told someone off about their ship because that’s rude???

I mean seriously, I was just joking around and it happened to get some notes and stuff but come on??

you’re welcome. happy new year! here’s to another year of moran still not existing.

#lmfao #i hate mormor because it happily shits all over the canon characterization of my fave character #and because this fandom has enough goddamn white dudes without needing to invent more #i will never show any of you any respect lol sry i’m not sry

[cw suicide]

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:55:03 -0400

andimprouvaire:

tothesyllable:

thecriminalandhissharpshooter:

tothesyllable:

thecriminalandhissharpshooter:

tothesyllable:

thecriminalandhissharpshooter:

tothesyllable:

colorblindcity:

sometimes i read fics about Moran avenging Moriarty’s death and his suffering is compared to Watson’s and then i remember that’s because Moran was Moriarty’s Watson and they were friends and probably had a beautiful bromance just like Sherlock and John and now Moriarty’s dead and Moran lost his best friend and he must be in so much pain HIS FUCKING BEST FRIEND KILLED HIMSELF TOO FOR FUCK’S SAKE HE IS DEVASTATED WOULD YOU STOP MAKING GIFSETS ABOUT JOHN BEING DEVASTATED AND GIVE SEBASTIAN MORAN A MOMENT OF YOUR THOUGHTS AND CONSIDERATION JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HAVE A HEART

lol sebastian moran doesn’t exist in the bbc!verse, that’s why no one fucking cares about him. he most definitely was NOT moriarty’s best friend given the great lengths the writers (and andrew scott himself) have gone to to discuss moriarty’s complete lack of friendship and love in his life. (that lack of human connection is obvious enough just from watching the show, but i’m starting to suspect you mormor shippers didn’t bother to do that.)

and moran was never moriarty’s ‘best friend’ in the canon. he was a close business associate and nothing more about their relationship is ever discussed, revealed, or illustrated. you don’t know what you’re talking about. please stop.

If we’re going to refer to canon, then please stop. Yes, Moran could never be considered Moriarty’s ‘best friend’, but he did end up becoming Moriarty’s chief of staff. Then he became his ‘sniper’ in general terms, being solely used for assassinations. Moriarty wouldn’t have bothered wasting any time on Moran if he did not see potential, especially since they lived with each other (or are at least thought to have). Also, why would he want revenge for Professor Moriarty’s death if he was only his boss? Moran had undying loyalty towards the Professor, even if it wasn’t returned. Therefore there is more to their relationship than meets the eye.

Oh and lord. There are such things as masks which both Andrew Scott and the cast talk about Moriarty using quite a bit, even if it is to fool others. We won’t know just how different he is off screen, because, you know, he’s off screen. We’ve only ever seen him either playing the game with Sherlock or faced with his enemies. Never in private. Again, Moran may not be Moriarty’s ‘best friend’, but assuming so, we know that their relationship will be quite close, especially if we’re going by canon.

So… You know…

lmfao, where are you getting that they lived with each other? i think you’re letting fanfiction cloud your memory. that is certainly never even implied in the story. and moriarty seeing potential for moran as an employee says nothing about sentiment for him lol. the only hope for friendship the two are given in the story is when holmes makes the ‘bosom buddy’ crack, and that was him being a snarky sarcastic little fuck.

their relationship will certainly not be close, if moran even exists as a person. have you paid any attention to this adaptation of moriarty at all? he is completely different from his canon counterpart. his arc and character motivations were completely retconned. andrew and mark gatiss have endlessly discussed moriarty’s lack of human connection as the significant marker that differs him from sherlock. here are some quotes:

Moriarty has an obsession with Sherlock, but that means the detective’s best friend is always going to cause some sort of stirring of strong emotions. There’s a scene in the final episode where I wanted to be able to show that in a small way what Moriarty’s attitude to John is. I think it’s one of restrained respect, but also one of envy. Because Moriarty is a sociopath, I think there is something he doesn’t fully understand about friendship. He doesn’t have any friends himself, and that’s what separates him from Sherlock. (Andrew Scott, x.)

I wanted to show little glimpses of Moriarty’s vulnerability…you got to see that towards the very end, when we realize he’s going to kill himself. He’s a very desolate, very lonely, very unhappy person. (Andrew Scott, x)

Sherlock chose a different side in the game, perhaps because it’s harder to be good! Ultimately, though, Sherlock realizes he is different to Moriarty. He does care about people — although he will never be like the rest of us. (Mark Gatiss, x.)

bbc!moriarty was a desolate, lonely, miserable fuck. (the dude killed himself and the entire point of the game for sherlock was finding a solution to the tedium of ‘staying alive,’ so that just goes to show how much he cared about a moran if one could be even said to exist in his life.)

the only thing this moriarty has in common with his canon counterpart is his name and occupation. what makes you think his relationship with moran will be different in this regard? the moriarty/moran dynamic you all wanted happened in ‘a game of shadows,’ and you can be damn sure sherlock bbc won’t be emulating that because they don’t want to do the same thing twice.

Maintained in a comfortable lifestyle by Moriarty, Moran soon came to be used solely for assassinations that required his peculiar skill with the rifle.

A-g-a-i-n, going by canon (which BBC!Sherlock has been related to most, obviously), Moriarty did see potential in him, yes, but, again, why would he even bother with Moran if they were not at least a tad close? Their lifestyle would in no particular way be ‘comfortable’ if Moriarty had anything to say about it.

My mistake. Moriarty had lived somewhere in London, and by chance Moran lived in Conduit Street. It is said that Moriarty also lived in Conduit Street in some versions, but that is my own fault for using other ideas etc.

Moran also, when seeing Holmes at the point of the Professor’s death, shoved boulders down the cliff face at Holmes until he thought he was dead. You wouldn’t do that for someone who you were not loyal to at least. He wanted revenge for his Boss, and by god was he going to get it.

BBC!Sebastian will most likely also be searching for revenge. There are obvious links between canon and this. And going by the fact that the first story will be The Empty House, well, I’ll let you decide on that.

The point of the game as you put it was to show that Sherlock was an equal. But then John had come along and changed that. He was worried about his best friend.

Ah, but again, Moriarty has many masks. ‘Jim from IT’, ‘Richard Brook’. There are significant differences between them all. ‘James Moriarty’ might be a cold and lonely bastard, but like I said, we’ve never seen him off stage. When he was Jim from IT, he was kind and caring on camera. Richard Brook? He was scared and frightened whilst playing the game. We won’t know the dynamics of their relationship until it is revealed. One thought would be that the ‘love’ (and I use the term very loosely) is one-sided, and that Moriarty will play on this to keep Moran as loyal as possible.

His occupation? Jim Moriarty is a consulting criminal, taking clients alike. Professor James Moriarty is a maths professor and the most dangerous man in London. He is the Napoleon of Crime.

Their similarities are far more than that. They share the same name, obviously. Some of their profession is the same. And Moran has been hinted at in BBC Sherlock and is obviously in canon.

The only individual who appears to have Moriarty’s complete confidence is his henchman Colonel Moran.

Moriarty is dead. That much is true. And Moran will be seeking revenge. Whether that be against John once he finds out that Sherlock is alive, or that it will be against Sherlock is not evident yet. But the fandom is allowed to believe what they want. And I, for one, believe that if they were to go more indepth about either character, it’d be very surprising as to what is revealed.

…moriarty killed himself, and planned to do so from the beginning (‘staying alive’). how would a revenge plot even begin to make sense? sherlock didn’t do shit to moriarty, in fact, if sherlock had had his way, both of them would have made it off that rooftop alive. (“i don’t have to die if i’ve got you.”)

Are you kidding me? Of course a revenge plot would begin to make sense. If someone’s just killed your boss and then goes down to hunt down the whole criminal web, you’d be rather annoyed, especially with the loyalty Moran will no doubt display. Considering the next story is THE EMPTY HOUSE, and Moran SEEKS REVENGE in it for Moriarty’s death…

Moriarty may have been planning on ‘The Final Problem’ for a long time, but there’s a chance that those in his web did not know this or were not privy to this information as most likely someone would have tried to stop him. The game ended because Moriarty won. He made Sherlock fall and he also took apart the faith people had in him. The Fall was needed because Moriarty would never let Sherlock win, especially since the detective did come out as a ‘failure’.

no one killed “his boss,” though. moriarty killed himself. what is there to avenge? just wondering.

omfg

how do you avenge

a suicide

?????

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Wed, 01 May 2013 04:30:02 -0400

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headwearenthusiast: thats-not-victorian: Hey, guys! So, we’re...

Wed, 01 May 2013 04:22:22 -0400

headwearenthusiast:

thats-not-victorian:

Hey, guys! So, we’re all familiar with Cyberpunk and Steampunk, but there are so many more alternate histories/speculative science fiction genres out there! I came across this handy-dandy infographic and figured I could share a bit of these punk genres for anyone interested.

Steampunk
Roughly covers the Western world during the mid- to late-19th century (ie: Victorian era, US wild west, etc.), and sometimes up to the Edwardian era.

Dieselpunk
1920s up through WWII, ending at just about the Cold War.

Decopunk
A cleaner, artistic, more “optimistic” version of Dieselpunk (same time period)

Clockpunk
Covers the time of the Renaissance (think da Vinci)

Atompunk
Cold War era, ie: the Space Race

Teslapunk
Derivative of Steampunk, but focuses on electricity rather than steam.

Splatterpunk
Explicit horror and gore

Biopunk
Biotechnology, genetics (part science fiction, part real life)

Nanopunk
Nanotechnology, sometimes overlaps with Biopunk

Cyberpunk
The granddaddy of them all: computer technology, the internet, hackers, etc.

Others not included in the infographic

Elfpunk
Fantasy-based, features creatures like elves and fairies.

Mythpunk
Mythology and folklore, includes urban fantasy.

Seapunk?

Stonepunk, Bronzepunk, Plaguepunk

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Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:41:56 -0400

Angry: (*≧m≦*) (,,#ﾟДﾟ) ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉヽ(≧Д≦)ノ（＞д＜）（;≧皿≦） [○･｀Д´･○] ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ Σ(-`Д´-ﾉ；)ﾉ (/ﾟДﾟ)/ (¬д¬。) ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ (¬､¬) （；¬＿¬) (;¬_¬) (；¬д¬) (≧σ≦) o(-`д´- ｡) ヽ(●-`Д´-)ノ (*￣m￣) (´Д｀) (；￣Д￣） (¬_¬)ﾉ (＃｀д´)ﾉ (」゜ロ゜)」 Σ(▼□▼メ) (━┳━ _ ━┳━) (┳◇┳) {{|└(>o< )┘|}} ＼(＠O＠)／（≧▼≦；) ＼(〇O〇)／ s(・｀ヘ´・;)ゞ（▼へ▼メ）＼(`O´θ／ θ＼(；￢_￢) ヽ(｀⌒´メ)ノ凸(-0-メ) 凸(｀△´＋）凸(｀0´)凸凸(｀⌒´メ)凸＼(｀0´)／ -`д´- (>人<) щ(ಠ益ಠщ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ щ(ಥДಥщ) o(≧o≦)o (⋋▂⋌) (◣_◢) ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ ( ಠ ಠ ) (¬▂¬) (¬_¬) ಥ⌣ಥ ಠ_ಠ
Apologizing: m(_ _)m m(._.)m ｍ（．＿．）ｍ（ﾉ´д｀） (シ_ _)シ o;(_ _)o; ＜(。_。)＞ｍ（＿＿；；ｍ m(￢0￢)m
Bear: (￣(エ)￣) (｡･ω･｡) (●｀･(ｴ)･´●) (*ノ・ω・）川´･ω･`川 ( (ﾐ´ω`ﾐ)) ヾ(T(エ)Tヽ) ＼(・｀(ｪ)・)/ ⊂(ο･㉨･ο）⊃ (^(エ)^) (^(I)^) (￣(ｴ)￣)ﾉ ⊂(￣(工)￣)⊃ ⊂(^(工)^)⊃ ⊂(・(ェ)・)⊃ (*￣(ｴ)￣*) ヾ(´(ｴ)｀ﾉﾞ (／(ｴ)＼) ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃ “(`(エ)´)ノ (｀(エ)´)ﾉ (ó㉨ò) (♥ó㉨ò)ﾉ♡ (/-(ｴ)-＼) (´(エ)｀) ヽ(￣(ｴ)￣)ﾉ (／￣(ｴ)￣)／ ⊂(◎(工)◎)⊃ (●￣(ｴ)￣●) 《/(￣(ｴ)￣)ゞ》 (✪㉨✪) Ψ(￣(ｴ)￣)Ψ ┏((＝￣(ｴ)￣=))┛ ・㉨・
Cat: (=^･ｪ･^=) (=^‥^=) (=^･^=) V(=^･ω･^=)v (=｀ω´=) o(^・x・^)o ＼(=^‥^)/’` ( =①ω①=) d(=^･ω･^=)b (=ＴェＴ=) (=;ェ;=) ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿 (=^･ω･^)y＝ (^-人-^) ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^・ω・^ ) (=^-ω-^=) b(=^‥^=)o (.=^・ェ・^=) （=´∇｀=）ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ ~(=^‥^)ノ ~(=^‥^)/ (=ｘェｘ=) (=；ェ；=) (=｀ェ´=) (^･o･^)ﾉ” (^._.^)ﾉ └(=^‥^=)┐ =’①。①’= o;(*ΦωΦ*)>
Confused: ´･_･`) (◎_◎;) (｀_´)ゞ (◎-◎；) (・_・ヾ (￣(エ)￣)ゞ (-_-)ゞ゛ (‘◇’)? ヽ(゜Q。)ノ？ (´｀;) ？【・ヘ・?】【・_・?】 ( ・◇・) (゜-゜) ( ?´_ゝ｀) o(´^｀)o (´−｀) ﾝｰ (•ิ_•ิ)? 「(°ヘ°) (。ヘ°) ヽ(゜Q。)ノ？ (´｀;) ？〈(゜。゜) (゜。゜) く（＾_・）ゝ (^～^;)ゞ ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ (⊙_◎) ಠ_ರೃ
Dancing:ヘ(^_^ヘ) (ノ^_^)ノ o(^^o) (o^^)o (ノ´＿ゝ｀）ノヾ(^ ^ゞ (ノ‥)ノ ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉﾟヾ(*´∇`)ﾉヾ(･ω･*)ﾉ (*ﾉ´□`)ﾉ。(⌒∇⌒。) (。⌒∇⌒)。〜(￣▽￣〜) (〜￣▽￣)〜〜(^∇^〜）（〜^∇^)〜〜(￣△￣〜) (〜￣△￣)〜 ┗(｀ー´)┓ ┏(｀ー´)┛ ┗(＾0＾)┓ ┏(＾0＾)┛ (ノ￣ー￣)ノヘ(￣ー￣ヘ) ヘ(￣ω￣ヘ) (ノ￣ω￣)ノヘ(^o^ヘ) (ノ^o^)ノヾ(-_- )ゞヾ(＠^∇^＠)ノ (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ＼(^ω^＼) (ﾉﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉヽ(ﾟｰﾟ*ヽ) ヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ (ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉヽ(*´Д｀*)ﾉ (o´･_･)っヾ(*д*)ﾉ゛ヽ(°◇° )ノヽ( °◇°)ノ (ノ°ο°)ノ (ﾉ･o･)ﾉヾ(^^ゞ) ヾ(ﾟ∀ﾟゞ) ヽ(´ー`)ﾉヾ（*⌒ヮ⌒*）ゞ〈( ^.^)ノ ┌（★ｏ☆）┘ └（★ｏ★）┐ ♪(┌・。・)┌
Dead: （x_x；） (*_*) (×_×;） (×_×# (#+_+) (+_+) ヾ(×× ) ﾂ（Ω_Ω）へ（>_<へ) (＊0＊;) (u_u) (✖╭╮✖) (º_º) ٩(×̯×)۶ (ñ_ñ) (o_-)
Surrender: ＼（－－）／＼(-___________-;)／ /(;-_-) ~(o;_o;。)＼ ((-_-)) （ー△ー；）（◎ー◎；） (/ _ ; ) (o_ _)o ﾍ(￣￣;ﾍ) (;*´Д`)ﾉ (ﾉ_ _)ﾉヘ(_ _ヘ) (ﾉ￣д￣)ﾉ (;-_-)ノ o(-_-;*) ﾍ(;´Д｀ﾍ) (;-_-)/ (oT-T)尸ヘ（´ｏ｀）ヘ (一。一;;） (ノ#-_-)ノ（~～~） y-(~。~；) ( -。-)
Dog: o･ｪ･oU ∪･ω･∪ U｡･ｪ･｡U ▽・ω・▽ ▽・ｗ・▽ Ｕ^皿^Ｕｖ・。・ＶＵＴｪＴＵ (^・(I)・^) U・♀・U ｏ（Ｕ・ω・）⊃ (^・x・^) (U・x・U) ▼o・ェ・o▼ U＾ェ＾U U￣ｰ￣U ┌U･ｪ･U┘ └@(･ｪ･)@┐ ヾ(●ω●)ノ (〓￣(∵エ∵)￣〓)
Drinking: ｏ口(・∀・ ) (。・・)_且且_(ﾟ◇ﾟ；)ノﾞ ~旦_(^O^ ) ( ゜Д゜)⊃旦 ( ´･ω･`)_且~ ( ^-^)_旦”" (*^◇^)_旦 (*｀▽´)_旦~~ ~(=^‥^)_旦~ (＾-＾)＿日 ~~旦_(･o･;) ( -_-)旦~ (＃´ー´)旦且_(・_・ )
Evil: (・｀ω´・) ψ(｀∇´)ψ （｀ー´） (｡･｀ω´･｡) o(｀ω´*)o | ｀Д´| (｀ε´) (σ-`д･´) (｀Д´*) （=｀〜´=） (ﾒ｀ﾛ´)/ Ψ(｀▽´)Ψ ^(#｀∀´)_Ψ (*-`ω´- )人 (ц｀ω´ц*) (｀∀´)Ψ ψ(*｀ー´)ψ Ψ(｀◇´)Ψ “ψ(｀∇´)ψ
Friends: ヽ(∀゜ )人( ゜∀)ノ (*･∀･)／＼(･∀･*) ＼（＾∀＾）メ（＾∀＾）ノ＼（★´−｀）人（´▽｀★）／（＾＾）人（＾＾） (〃⌒▽⌒)八(〃⌒▽⌒〃)八(⌒▽⌒〃) ☆-(ノﾟДﾟ)八(ﾟДﾟ )ノ ( ｡･_･｡)人(｡･_･｡ ) ヽ(*^ｰ^)人(^ｰ^*)ノ ━(○´ｴ｀)(´ｴ｀●)━ (◎｀・ω・´)人(´・ω・｀*) ｡*:★(´・ω・人・ω・`)｡:゜★｡ (*´∀｀*人*´∀｀*) （＾▽＾）／＼（＾▽＾）（*＾ω＾）人（＾ω＾*）ヽ(○´∀)乂(*´∀`*）乂(∀`●) ＼（＾∀＾）メ（＾∀＾）ノヽ(´Д｀)人(´Д｀)人(´Д｀)ノ〜♪ (((*°▽°*)八(*°▽°*)))♪ ♡(*´∀｀*)人(*´∀｀*)♡ (〃￣д￣)八( ￣д￣ )八(￣д￣〃) ヽ(＾▽＾)人(＾▽＾)人(＾▽＾)ﾉ (((＠°▽°＠)八(＠°▽°＠))) (･_･”)/＼(･_･”) (○｀ε´○)／＼(○｀ε´○) ヘ( ^o^)ノ＼(^_^ ) (/^-^(^ ^*)/ ( 。・_・。)人(。・_・。 ) (・_・)〆＼(Ｔ＿Ｔ） (^^)-(^^)-(^^)-(^^)-(^^) ヽ(´Д｀)人(´Д｀)人(´Д｀)ノヾ(￣ー￣)X(^∇^)ゞ ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v ♪ (*^o^)人(^o^*) ＼( ^o)( ^ 0 ^ )(o^ )／ヽ（＾＾）人（＾＾）ノ (・_・”)／＼(・_・”) └(^o^ )Ｘ( ^o^)┘ (＾○＾)オ(＾▽＾)ハ(＾０＾)ツ～ ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v (°◇°人°◇°)
Greetings/Goodbyes: ヾ(＾∇＾) (^-^*)/ ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/ ( ^_^)／ (^o^)/ (^ _ ^)/ ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ (ﾉ´∀｀*)ﾉヾ(´･ω･｀) ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ＼(＾▽＾*) (*＾▽＾)／ (￣▽￣)ノヾ(-_-;) ヾ( ‘ – ‘*) ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ ~ヾ＾∇＾ ~ヾ(＾∇＾) ＼(￣O￣) (｡･ω･)ﾉﾞ (*^･ｪ･)ﾉ (￣∠ ￣ )ﾉ (*￣Ｏ￣)ノヾ(｡´･_●･`｡)☆ (/・0・) (ノ^∇^) (,, ･∀･)ﾉ゛ (。･д･)ﾉﾞ＼(°o°；） (｡´∀｀)ﾉ (o´ω`o)ﾉ ( ･ω･)ﾉ (。^_・)ノ ( ・_・)ノ＼(-o- ) (。-ω-)ﾉ＼(-_- ) ＼( ･_･) ヾ(´￢｀)ﾉヾ(☆▽☆) (^ Q ^)/゛ ~(＾◇^)/ ヘ(‘◇’、)/ ヘ(°◇、°)ノヘ(°￢°)ノヘ(゜Д、゜)ノ（゜ρ゜)ノー( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉヽ(๏∀๏ )ﾉ
Happy: (●´∀｀●) (｀・ω・´)” ヽ(；▽；)ノヽ(；▽；)ノ (*´・ｖ・) (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ (⌒▽⌒)☆ ⊂((・▽・))⊃ (≧∇≦)/ (´∇ﾉ｀*)ノ（・◇・） ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ（＾_＾）（￣ー￣） (*^▽^*) (＾▽＾) （’-’*) ∩( ・ω・)∩ (*≧▽≦) ＼（＾＾）／Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ（ ´∀｀） (^～^) ＼（＠￣∇￣＠）／ (☆^O^☆) (★^O^★) (☆^ー^☆) (´ω｀★) ＼（Ｔ∇Ｔ）／ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ *(*´∀｀*)☆ Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ﾉ d=(´▽｀)=b ＼(*T▽T*)／ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ（*＾ワ＾*）ヽ(＾Д＾)ﾉ (´∀`) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (/^▽^)/ (ﾉ´ｰ`)ﾉヽ(´ー`)ﾉ ( ＾∇＾) ＼( ｀.∀´)／ (●⌒∇⌒●) o(≧∇≦o) ヽ(｀◇´)/ ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ（＾ω＾）｡◕‿◕｡ ⊙ω⊙ ⊙△⊙ ⊙▽⊙ o (◡‿◡✿) (◕‿◕✿) (∩_∩) ｡◕‿◕｡ (•ิ_•ิ) (/•ิ_•ิ)/ （ΦωΦ）（*＾＾*) (-^〇^-) (ノ*゜▽゜*) ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ (゜▼゜＊） (￣个￣) ＼(^▽^＠)ノ (“⌒∇⌒”) へ(゜∇、°)へ（-＾〇＾-）（＞ｙ＜）ヽ(^。^)丿 (ヘ。ヘ) （＾ｖ＾）ヾ(@^▽^@)ノヾ(@°▽°@)ノヾ（＠＾▽＾＠）ノヾ(＠^∇^＠)ノ o((*^▽^*))o ヾ(@゜∇゜@)ノヾ(＠゜▽゜＠）ノ（＠´＿｀＠）ヾ(＠† ▽ †＠）ノ (ノ＞▽＜。)ノ＼（＠；◇；＠）／＼(☆o◎)／ (((＼（＠v＠）／))) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (o;TωT)o ヽ(;^o^ヽ) （⌒▽⌒ゞ “ヽ(´▽｀)ノ” (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o))) ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ Ψ(´▽｀)Ψ （ｖ＾＿＾）ｖ (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵))♥ (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ლ(╹◡╹ლ) (◑‿◐) ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) (*~▽~) (∩▂∩) (¬‿¬) (n˘v˘•)¬
Hiding: |･ω･｀) ﾍ(･_| ｜−・;） |ω・） |_・)
In Love: (´∀｀)♥ (‘∀’●)♥ （*´▽｀*♥ (*°∀°)=3 （´ω｀♥%♥ ヽ(愛´∀｀愛)ノ ♡ （●´∀｀）ノ♡ ♡＾▽＾♡ (｡-_-｡ )人( ｡-_-｡) (●♡∀♡) （＿´ω｀） (´ ▽｀).。ｏ♡ (o⌒．⌒o) （人´∀`*）（〃・・〃） ♥（ﾉ´∀`） (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) (｡’▽’｡)♡ (●´□`)♡ (｡♥‿♥｡) (✿ ♥‿♥) ♥╣[-_-]╠♥
Kissing: (´ε｀ )♡ ～(^з^)-☆ |°з°| （＿ε＿） (‘ε’) |(￣3￣)| （￣ε￣＠）（*＾3＾） (´ε｀*) (○´3｀)ﾉ (☆´3｀) (*￣з￣) (づ￣ ³￣)づ（○゜ε＾○） (TεT) (-ε- ) （＠ーεー＠）（*＾3＾）/～☆ ლ(|||⌒εー|||)ლ (╯3╰) (ΘεΘ;)
Laughing: （・∀・）（ ´∀｀）（⌒▽⌒）（＾ｖ＾） (*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ)) (●´艸`) (*´艸`*) (｡ >艸<) (*≧艸≦) (*・艸・)
Whatever: ヽ（´ー｀）┌ ┗┐ヽ(′Д、`*)ﾉ┌┛ ヽ( ´¬`)ノ ┗┃・ ■ ・┃┛ ヾ(´A｀)ノﾟヽ（・＿・；)ノヽ( ￣д￣;)ノ＼（〇_ｏ）／ヽ(。_°)ノ＼(;´□｀)/ ヾ(*´ー`)ノヽ(‘ー`)ノヽ(ー_ー )ノヽ(´～｀；） ┐(‘～`；)┌ ヽ（*ω。）ノ (;´・`)> （＾～＾） ╮(─▽─)╭ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
Monkey: @(o･ｪ･)@ └@(･ｪ･)@┐ @(｡･o･)@ @(o･ｪ･o)@ @(/o･ｪ･o)@/ @(*^ｪ^)@
Mustache: (´┏o┓｀) ﾐ(´┏ω┓｀)/ (´┏･┓｀) (￣┏Д┓￣°*) (￣┏Д┓￣ ) ( ￣┏＿┓￣) (ノ≧┏Д┓≦)ノ (￣┏∞┓￣)
Pain: ☆⌒(＞。≪) ☆￣(＞。☆) ~(>_<~) ヘ(>_<ヘ) (。_＋)＼ (xLx)ヾ /(*ι*)ヾ (ノ>ノ) ／(x~x)＼ ◎☆（♯××）┘ ヘ（。□°）ヘ
Pig: ( ´(00)`) ヾ(；ﾟ(OO)ﾟ)ﾉヽ(*’(OO)’)ﾉ (￣(oo)￣)ﾉ (○｀（●●）´○)ﾉ (*’(OO)’*) ( ´(00)`) (；ﾟ(OO)ﾟ) (*´(00)`)’ ヽ(*’(OO)’)ﾉﾟ q(￣(oo)￣)p ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´(00)`ﾟ)ﾟ｡ (￣（∞）￣) (￣(▽▽)￣) (=｀(∞)´=)
Sad/Crying: （ ; ; ） (T＿T) （ＴДＴ） (ToT) (Ｔ▽Ｔ) (‘A`) （；_・）(T_T) ((T.T； ) (； T.T)) （；へ：） (ノД`)・゜・。・(/Д`)・ (´＿｀。) (´Д｀。) (´Ａ｀。) (´∩｀。) ｡：ﾟ(｡ﾉω＼｡)ﾟ･｡ (┳Д┳) (´；д；`) (*´；ェ；`*) ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡ (。┰ω┰。) (゜´Д｀゜) （ｉДｉ） (´；ω；`) 。ﾟ(ﾟﾉД｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ヽ(´□｀。)ﾉ (ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ {{p´Д｀q}} ヽ(●ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ●)ﾉﾟ ( p_q) .・゜゜・（／。＼）・゜゜・． (个_个) ((´д｀)) ( ≧Д≦) ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡ (。┰ω┰。) p(´⌒｀｡q) (/□＼*)・゜ ((o(;△;)o)) （；￣д￣） (ㄒoㄒ) ⊙︿⊙ o(╥﹏╥)o o(；△；)o (;*△*;) （´╥﹏╥ (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) (∩︵∩) (╯︵╰,) (╥_╥) (╯︵╰,)
Scared: (ノдヽ) ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ (／。＼) （／_＼）（／．＼）
Surprised: ( ꒪Д꒪)ノ (((( ;°Д°)))) ((((；゜Д゜))) （゜◇゜）（￣□￣；） ∑(O_O；) ＼(>o<)ノ ━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━ Σ(゜ロ゜;) Σ(゜゜) (*ﾟﾛﾟ) (」゜ロ゜)」 щ(゜ロ゜щ) (ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ~ ⊙▂⊙ ⊙０⊙ w(°ｏ°)w L(・o・)」 (○o○) （・□・；） ((((；゜Д゜)))
Embarrassed: (^_^;) (^^ゞ (^^;) (#^.^#) (‘-’*) (*^^*) （＠´＿｀＠） (⌒_⌒;) (#｀ε´#ゞ（*/∇＼*） (〃￣ω￣〃ゞ (*´ｪ｀*) (*´∀`*) (*´_ゝ｀) (*´∀`*) (/ω＼) (*ﾉ▽ﾉ) (*ﾉωﾉ) （/｡＼) （。-＿-。） (#／。＼#) (╯_╰) (╯ಊ╰)
Singing: ヾ(´□｀* )ノ（＾Ｏ＾☆♪ ＼(^o^)／ (´▽｀)ノ♪ “ヽ(´▽｀)ノ” ヽ(´▽｀；)/♪ ヽ(´・｀)ﾉヽ(○´∀`)ﾉ♪ ヾ(´ρ｀)〃ヾ(´〇｀)ﾉ (´△｀)♪ (ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ♪
Sleeping: Σ(￣。￣ノ)ノ (-ｪ-)｡o (;´ρ`) (*´ο`*) ε-(´・｀) ＼(o￣∇￣o)/ ＼（´Ｏ｀）／［(－－)］zzz (´～`) ヾ(。￣□￣)ﾂヾ(￣0￣； )ノヾ(。￣□￣)ﾂヾ(￣□￣;)ﾉ (。-ω-)zzz (-_-) zzz (∪｡∪)｡｡｡zzz (´〜｀*) zzz ∑(￣□￣) (o´Д`) （)´д`(）（;≧皿≦）（´□｀川） (⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ (ι´Д｀)ﾉ (ᴗ˳ᴗ) ＿ﾉ乙(､ﾝ､)_
Smug: ー(￣～￣)ξ (((￣へ￣井) (`へ´*)ノ (￣^￣) （￣へ￣）（￣～￣;） (￣ェ￣;) (-、-) ( ；｀ヘ´) o(´^｀)o (￣ω￣;) （｀＾´）ノ <(￣︶￣)>
Winking: （＾＿－） (－ｏ⌒) （＾＿−) (^_-) (^_−)o（＾_-）（＾＿・） ๏[-ิ_•ิ]๏ （○゜ε＾○）（＾＿－）≡★ ☆～（ゝ。∂）＼（^０＾）／ (･ｪ-)
Worried: (ーー;) ( ；´Д｀) （；￣ェ￣）ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ (￣◇￣;) ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ（−＿−；） (~_~;) ((*゜Д゜)ゞ” (･_-｡ ) ⊙﹏⊙ ミ●ミ (-’๏_๏’-) (⊙…⊙ ) ( ´△｀) (;° ロ°) ヽ（゜ロ゜；）ノ（°o°* +;(●´･д･`●);+
Etc: ☆彡 ★彡 ☆彡 ★彡 ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆ `*:;,．★ ～☆・:.,;*
Forever Alone: 、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽﾏｯﾃｪ(ノ；Д；)ノ｀、、ヽ｀☂ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀

more kawaii faces

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:40:40 -0400

bubblebutternuggets:

the kawaii faces cont:

⊂◉‿◉つ

✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌

(●⌒∇⌒●)

ヾ(●⌒∇⌒●)ﾉ

(〃^∇^)ﾉ

（＾⊆＾）

（⌒_⌒）

(￣ｰ￣)

(⌒o⌒)

(●⌒∇⌒●)

＼(●~▽~●)

ヾ(●⌒∇⌒●)ﾉ

Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ

＼（○＾ω＾○）／

（ミ￣ー￣ミ）

ﾍ(￣▽￣*)ﾉ

ヾ( ~▽~)ﾂ ♪

ヽ(´▽｀)ノ

ヾ(〃^∇^)ﾉ

ヽ(　´　∇　｀　)ノ

ヾ(＠⌒▽⌒＠)ﾉ

ヾ(＠＾▽＾＠)ﾉ

v(=∩_∩=)ﾌ

ヾ｜￣ー￣｜ﾉ

ヽ(〃＾▽＾〃)ﾉ

ヾ(*´∀｀*）ノ

☆d(o⌒∇⌒o)b

ｖ(⌒ｏ⌒)ｖ♪

ヽ(ﾟ▽ﾟ*)乂(*ﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ

＼(≧∇≦)/＼(≧∇≦)/

（＊＾Ｕ＾）人（≧Ｖ≦＊）/

＼(▽￣＼(￣▽￣)／￣▽)／

♪ ヾ(*⌒∇⌒)八(⌒∇⌒*)ツ

♪＼(*＾▽＾*)／＼(*＾▽＾*)／

＼(￣ー＼)(／ー￣)／

ヽ(∇⌒ヽ)(ノ⌒∇)ノ

＼（＾○＾）人（＾○＾）／

〜(^∇^〜）（〜^∇^)〜

┏(＾0＾)┛┗(＾0＾) ┓

┌|_ _|┘♪└|-.-|┐♪┌|^.^|┘♪

♪☆＼(^０^＼) ♪(／^-^)／☆♪

».«

ಠ_ృ

ಥ_ಥ

►_◄

►.◄

ಠ╭╮ಠ

מּ_מּ לּ_לּ

טּ_טּ

ಸ_ಸ

ಠ,ಥ

໖_໖

Ծ_Ծ

ಠ_ಠ

⇎_⇎

●_●

~̯~

ᇂ_ᇂ

(╥﹏╥)

（ ´_⊃｀）

(►.◄)

(ு८ு)

v(ಥ ̯ ಥ)v

(ಠ_ರ)

(◕︵◕)

ب_ب

✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

❀◕ ‿ ◕❀

(✿◠‿◠)

(◕‿◕✿)

(｡◕‿◕｡)

◐.̃◐

◑.◑

◔_◔

◔_◔

◔_◔

ಠ~ಠ

{•̃̾_•̃̾}

【•】_【•】

⇎_⇎

॓_॔

〴⋋_⋌〵

‷̗ↂ凸ↂ‴̖

̿̿’̿’\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪●)=/̵͇̿̿/’̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

⊙▃⊙

ಠoಠ

☼.☼

♥╭╮♥

ôヮô

◘_◘

ਉ_ਉ

$_$

◪_◪

ಠ▃ಠ

˚⌇˚

‹•.•›

۞_۞

ↁ_ↁ

句_句

(°∀°)

ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ

(•̪●)

(╥╥)

(≧o≦)

(✖╭╮✖)

⊙︿⊙

⊙﹏⊙

●︿●

●﹏●

(ㄒoㄒ)

{(>_<)}

o(╥﹏╥)o

(`･ω･´)

흫_흫

இ_இ

(ﾟヮﾟ)

⋋_⋌

ಠ益ಠ

(• ε •)

\˚ㄥ˚\

┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘

(●´ω｀●)

(◜௰◝)

१|˚–˚|५

〠_〠

(◡‿◡✿)

(─‿‿─)

凸(¬‿¬)凸

◤(¬‿¬)◥

(∪ ◡ ∪)

(●*∩_∩*●)

۹⌤_⌤۹

⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃

◖♪_♪|◗

•(⌚_⌚)•

!⑈ˆ~ˆ!⑈

⋋ō_ō`

☾˙❀‿❀˙☽

|◔◡◉|

\ᇂ_ᇂ\

⊂◉‿◉つ

☜-(ΘLΘ)-☞

щ（ﾟДﾟщ）

(\/) (°„°) (\/)

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

˚ᆺ˚ว

╚(•⌂•)╝

✌♫♪˙❤‿❤˙♫♪✌

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

╰(◡‿◡✿╰)

（☉∀☉）

(▰˘◡˘▰)

 (｡-_-｡)

 ~(^з^)-

●ᴥ●

(´･ω･`)

 (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

 ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

…·˙`˙·….·˙`˙·… ♥

…·˙`˙·….·˙`˙·…★

…·˙`˙·….·˙`˙·…☆

♪♫♪♪

◕3◕

≧∇≦

>‿‿◕

(^з^)-☆

˙０˙

◕‿◕

♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗ ( ･o･) ┓♪┏ ( ) ┛♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪┏(･o･)┛♪

☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

∧( ‘Θ’ )∧

 ˇ︿ˇ

✖‿✖

 ◕ ◡ ◕

ᵔᴥᵔ

✌.ʕʘ‿ʘʔ.✌

 ☹ ☺

✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

❀◕ ‿ ◕❀

(✿◠‿◠)

(◕‿◕✿)

 (｡◕‿◕｡)

♥╭╮♥

(✖╭╮✖)

 (●´ω｀●)

 (◡‿◡✿)

 凸(¬‿¬)凸

⊙ω⊙

｡◕‿◕｡

(︶︹︺)

╰(◡‿◡✿╰)

(☉‿☉✿)

(｡✿‿✿｡)

 ♨(⋆‿⋆)♨

 ✿｡✿

☆(❁‿❁)☆

♬ ✄ ♂ ♀ ஐ ♦ ❤ ❥ ♡ ☆ ღ ツ

｡(✿‿✿)｡

♨(⋆‿⋆)♨

(❀‿❀)

(✖﹏✖)

¿(❦﹏❦)?

~(⊕⌢⊕)~

♒(★‿★)♒

(¤﹏¤)

(✖﹏✖)

☆(◒‿◒)☆

◎[▪‿▪]◎

☆(❁‿❁)☆

╘[◉﹃◉]╕

that’s the rest of them! <3

Made out of this. I’m neither hating nor bashing here. I...

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:01:00 -0500

Made out of this.

I’m neither hating nor bashing here.

I really love the show and its characters.

But the fandom annoys me sometimes.

Also I’m a jerk who can’t let anybody have their fun in peace.

You don’t need to tell me that I already know.

33 day guro challenge

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 20:51:54 -0400

marshyoftheblobs:

tumblino:

I couldn’t find the darn list almost anywhere

Read More

I might give this a go, I need to vent.

an attempt at shipping wall

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 17:14:00 -0400

OTPs:

~*~Other Strilondes OTPs~*~

Other Favourites:

_________________________________________________

Pixels by feastings, guardian!Dave edited by mori.

Shipping symbols taken from mori, too. (I only edited the spades symbol) :>

_________________________________________________

The list goes on and on, it was hard to choose. But bottomline is, I love the Strilondes and age gap and incest?

I do ship most ships in any variation, featured here is just how I usually ship them. Also I ship 70% of those pretty fucked-up, and I also like one-sidedness in almost any case.

I’m just using the symbols as a general guideline, not as actual troll quadrants.

Diamonds: platonic/friendship/bros, Hearts: love/dependance/sexual, Spades: hate/aggression/sexual.

Arrow: one-sided - Without arrow: mutual

Several symbols: I love to ship them in all these sorts of relationships, things are probably complicated.

Alternating symbol: Their relationship is sort of alternating, they don’t manage to be just friends and things are probably complicated.

?: I love to keep Bro’s feelings for Dave completely ambiguous and shrouded in mystery.

Philosophy of a Southern Belle: there’s a post going around about how dirk would be the coolest kid at...

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 05:43:00 -0400

Philosophy of a Southern Belle: there’s a post going around about how dirk would be the coolest kid at...:

suddenlygamtav:

there’s a post going around about how dirk would be the coolest kid at the party because of the fact that he’s so nitpicky about his clothes and i’m just like

„„,no i believe he’s socially awkward as fUCK in person AND WITH GOOD REASON SINCE HE’S NEVER TALKED TO ANYONE EVER IN PERSON SO OF COURSE…

Just pointing out that the post you’re referring to is not about Dirk actually being cool in any way ever, but him being obviously very invested in and self-conscious about looks when literally no one cares.

“He’d so love to be the coolest kid in the scene and the chillest dude at the party”, he really really wants to be cool, but as a matter of fact, it comes across as being socially awkward and trying too hard.

That said, the above post is great, has good observations and I agree completely! <3

Homestuck Favorite Character Sorter

Tue, 28 Aug 2012 13:04:32 -0400

Homestuck Favorite Character Sorter:

Astonishingly accurate.

HalCion: Reddit’s thumbnails have a Cuil level of effectiveness. RedDyeNumber4 Can we make...

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 18:29:34 -0400

HalCion: Reddit’s thumbnails have a Cuil level of effectiveness.

RedDyeNumber4 Can we make that a unit of measurement?

One Cuil = One level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation.

Example: You ask me for a Hamburger.

1 Cuil: (Mindfuck level: Cosmo&Wanda) If you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.

2 Cuils: (MfL: Homestuck) If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don’t really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.

3 Cuils: (MfL: Kafka) You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.

4 Cuils: (MfL: Paprika) Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

5 Cuils: (MfL: Weird psychological movie that Calvin likes) You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children’s laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

6 Cuils: (MfL: GANKUTSUOU MANGA.) You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. You exist only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident moments later, and you soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.

The posters on Dirk's wall!

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:49:40 -0400

(Okay, time to make a post to clear up the mystery of these posters, so that I can link to it in case that I need it.)

This one is a map of Atlantis from Athanasius Kircher’s book Mundus Subterraneus published 1669 in Amsterdam. (Hussie probably just took it from Wikipedia article about Atlantis).

This seems to be a part of a larger fresco found in an excavation site of a Bronze Age settlement on the Greek island of Santorini, probably of a Minoan culture.

To quote wikipedia’s article on the excavation site: “Certain historians hold this settlement, as well as the disaster that left it unknown to most of history, as the inspiration behind Plato’s story of Atlantis, as mentioned in his dialogues Timaeus and Critias.”

So there’s the link and the answer why it’s on Dirk’s wall.

His varied interests include mythology and philosophy, and he seems to have taken a fancy to Atlantis and Plato’s works - he’s named himself TimaeusTestified for a reason, yo. :>

literallygamzeeirl: adebimpe: boyandthemachine: boyinthemachin...

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 20:22:00 -0400

literallygamzeeirl:

adebimpe:

boyandthemachine:

boyinthemachine:

(the smuppets are his falling tears Dave, because he can’t give you all that you deserve……..)

I’m sorry, but that’s how I imagine things in my head when I read fics or comics having Bro so very concerned with whether he’s a good parent to Dave and it’s hilarious to me :,D (i’m actually not sorry)

~~Add Bro fucking Dave while worrying that he might screw the poor boy up for more situational humour~~

oh my god hjkdfjsdsklls

LMFAO THIS

whenever people portray the striders as super angsty and in this ~poetically dark~ relationship im like “are we looking at the same striders this is ridiculous”

can’t we just leave it at a man and his son who just act like brothers and have a rousing time trying to fight with each other using sords and making elaborate puppet pranks

or how about a man and a 13 year old boy who the man is responsible for as his guardian and parental figure (even though they act like brothers) and them having such a totally super great time when the man beats the lil boy’s ass and elbows him down stairs and creeps the fuck out of him while molesting him with puppets and gives the boy a ton of issues.

Unless when they both are having actual fun, like playing video games and building fortresses, that is.

Come on, guys. These screens above are neither demonstrating Bro being the tragic secretly so very caring and worried parent sacrificing his everything to Dave nor do they picture super kawaii best bros activities. It’s both the same sugar-coated big bro looks out for lil bro shtick.

Throwing some sappy ~brother feels~ on them just doesn’t exactly work with the Striders, they’re way too ridiculous and weird - and seriously too complicated for being reduced to that.

Well, actually it’s just Bro being weird and things being fucking complicated for Dave.

Yeah.

[TW: Abuse, abuse apologism] Things That Bro Would Never Do: A Comprehensive List

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 10:52:48 -0400

edoro:

sollox:

princekarkat:

kikiarty:

rhayfalkcross:

Abuse Dave

Abuse Dave

Abuse Dave

~~Abuse Dave~~

ABUSE DAVE

thank and god bless

thank

im curious how you came to this conclusion and what you consider abuse

wow

I’m actually going to give this a response because it’s an attitude I see a lot in fandom and it honestly kind of disturbs me.

First off, I want to say that I believe that you can interpret Dave and Bro’s relationship as non-abusive if you want. You can do that! Their relationship in-comic is played in a pretty light-hearted way. Homestuck has a lot of that. The bizarre and weird and scary is completely normal and mundane in a lot of places.

But the other thing about Homestuck is you never know when something’s going to be dark humor played light or dark humor played very, very dark. There is some _dark shit_ in Dave and Bro’s relationship and if you’re going to be making sweeping statements about how he would or wouldn’t ever treat Dave, you need to be able to realize that.

Here are factual events that occurred in the Strider household in canon, with no embellishments or delving behind their psychological or physical ramifications:

-There was no food kept in the kitchen. If Dave wanted to keep food, he had to hide it in his room.

-There were sex toys/pornography paraphernelia laying around out in the open.

-There were really dangerous objects laying around and stuffed into appliances, such as fireworks and swords.

-Bro set up at least one webcam to secretly capture his brother doing something that Dave assumed (rightly or wrongly) would go on one of his porn websites.

-Bro screwed around with Dave by making things move when he wasn’t looking and posting up creepy comics on doors and just generally manipulating his environment to be one of anxiety and uncertainty.

-Bro elbowed Dave down a flight of stairs.

In Homestuck, all of these things are played off as humorous or ordinary. Of course Bro keeps porn-puppets all over the house, dude likes puppets and it’s hilarious when Dave is buried in a cascade of them and starts talking about coarse kermit cocks dragging down his anguished face. The scene in the kitchen where Dave fucks around with the weapons and fireworks is clearly meant to be hilarious and I think it works. As far as strifing goes, that’s pretty normal in-universe.

Here’s the thing, though. If Dave Strider were a real person who was really being treated this way, it would be abusive. It would be a toxic, unsafe household for a child. If your friend lived with a guardian who didn’t feed them, left sex toys and porn laying around, put weapons in the fridge and sink, put sex toys in the microwave, filmed them to put them on a porn website, repeatedly played screwy mindgames with them specifically engineered to freak them out, and fought with them and then pushed them down the stairs, you would think your friend was being abused.

The lack of food is neglect, plain and simple. Dave has to hoard food away in order to be able to have it. The mindgames are emotional abuse. Purposely freaking people out can be funny if you do it sometimes, but when you’re a guardian and you do it constantly and repeatedly to the child in your care, you are abusing them. You’re making their home unsafe and making them feel undue anxiety. I can personally tell you that the ways my dad used to screw with me left me literally terrified for hours that I was going to die and very likely contributed to some of my current hugely irrational fears that continue to make me be terrified for literally hours at a time that I’m going to die. It may seem like harmless fun, but fucking with someone’s head like that has consequences.

The strifing is physical abuse. I know that everyone strifes with their parents in Homestuck, but every single other kid shown is in absolutely no danger of physical harm. Dave gets thrown across the roof and down the stairs. Yes, Bro is teaching him martial arts, but teaching someone how to fight does not involve potentially fatally injuring them. You don’t teach someone to fight by just straight up beating the shit out of them. This is also heavily implied to happen on a regular basis; John talks to either Rose or Jade and says he’s pretty sure Dave is probably off getting his ass kicked by his Bro at one point.

And now I want to talk about the smuppets and the pornography. The smuppets are scattered around the house and Dave is clearly aware they’re sex toys and that his brother makes porn for a living. I want to make it very clear that I do not think there’s anything wrong with sex toys, or porn, or making porn, or making porn for a living, or doing any kind of sex work whatsoever while raising a kid, or letting your kid know - in a child-appropriate manner - what your job is. I think that a lot of times kids get really unnecessarily shielded from sexually in a way that is really damaging, and it’s okay to let a kid know that sex is a thing that exists, people have it, it’s totally natural and normal.

HOWEVER. There is a difference between letting a kid know about sex and them going to look up porn on their own and experiment with their own sexuality and forcing them to look at pornographic material and sex toys. Exposing a child to pornography is legally sexual abuse. Dave is unquestionably exposed to pornography in a completely nonconsensual way. He didn’t seek his brother’s porn out, he doesn’t try to find smuppet porn online; it’s all just laying out there in the living room where he literally cannot avoid it if he wants to go anywhere in the house. The fact that he gets filmed for what _he assumes_ is a smuppet movie would almost definitely be considered sexual abuse too. He is, without his permission or knowledge, filmed for pornography, as a thirteen year old. The fact that he assumes that’s what it’s for right off the bat leads me to believe that this has happened multiple times.

So as you can see, there is actually a lot of potential for abuse in the Strider household. It’s not played that way in the comic because the comic is very light-hearted in a lot of ways, but that doesn’t mean the situation is actually different.

Now I want to address the two most common arguments that I see for this, which are

a) Bro loves Dave

b) Bro is helping Dave get strong so he can succeed at the game.

First off, no one is questioning that Bro loves Dave. Bro being abusive is not mutually exclusive with Bro loving Dave. Abusers are most commonly people known and trusted by the victim, often family or significant others, which means that there’s going to be a strong emotional bond there. You can love someone to the point where you would die for them - as Bro did for Dave - and still abuse them. Trying to say that Bro can’t be abusive because he loves Dave is actually really, really, _really_ fucking dangerous, because that’s something that gets used to excuse, cover up, and ignore actual real-life abuse. It’s something abuse-sympathizers and abusers themselves say.

“He loves you, he’s not abusing you.”

“How can you say I abused you? I love you so much!”

By assuming that love and abuse can’t co-exist, you are personally directly contributing to a culture where people being abused by a loved one can’t get help and aren’t believed. It’s a very common and very widespread belief and I don’t blame anyone personally for holding that view out of ignorance, but I do and will blame them if they continue to hold that view after being told otherwise. It’s actively damaging to real people.

Secondly, there’s the defense that Bro is just trying to help make Dave stronger. These two are both very similar and they have very similar rebuttals: you can love someone and want to help them and still hurt them.

Hurting someone in order to help them is _still hurting them._ It doesn’t magically not hurt because you had good intentions. If I tackle you to the ground and break your ribs in order to keep you from getting hit by a car, I still broke your ribs.

I agree that Bro strifes with Dave in order to prepare him for SBURB. Dave comes into it being one of the best fighters, but that honestly means very little. John, who has the least experience, ends up advancing the quickest and mastering the offensive use of his aspect really fast, so previous combat experience doesn’t have much of an impact here.

The headgames and manipulation and attempts to model a stoic, emotionless manner of existence for Dave - which Dave is incredibly unsuccessful at emulating, and it’s really sad how hard he tries when that is just not who he is - are probably also meant to help him. Again, they don’t, really. In fact, I’d say the way Dave feels like he needs to put on a stoic face and not ever be sincere about anything is detrimental to him in a big way. It’s refuting and quashing his own personality as a sensitive kid and trying to make yourself be the opposite of what you are is never good.

So Bro tried to help Dave, but he obviously hurt him instead. That doesn’t mean he didn’t try to help, but trying doesn’t mean you succeed and even if you do succeed, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt.

This is another thing that also happens to real people. Their parents think they know what’s best so they push their child along THEIR idea of a successful path, sometimes brutally punishing the tiniest step off that path, so kids have to grow up hiding who they really are and in fear of actually expressing themselves, terrified that if they don’t succeed their parents won’t love them.

A big thing that I think goes on is that people also assume that abuse happens because you hate and want to hurt someone, so those defenses make sense. But that’s not why abuse happens. Abusers aren’t faceless monsters who hurt people just to hurt them. Abuse isn’t that soap opera story of the distant, drunk father who hates his kids and beats them because he thinks they ruined his life.

Abuse can happen on a variety of levels and for a variety of reasons. You can hurt someone because you’re stressed and angry and you lash out without meaning to. You can hurt someone because you make constantly hurtful comments and disrespect them and their boundaries without ever realizing that’s what you’re doing. You can hurt someone because you feel entitled to their time or affection. You can hurt someone because you don’t realize what you’re doing is inappropriate. You can hurt someone because you want to make them better, mold them into a stronger person, but you have no idea what they really want and aren’t willing to listen to them.

None of these things are hatred or sadism. A lot of them happen because the abuser really cares about their victim and expresses that in fucked up, damaging ways.

Abuse is still abuse, though, no matter the circumstances or reasoning behind it. Just because Bro thinks he’s doing what’s best for Dave doesn’t mean it’s actually what’s best for Dave and it doesn’t mean it isn’t really fucked up and hurtful and damaging to Dave.

If you don’t want to write Dave being abused, that’s fine. If you don’t want to have to deal with the psychological aftermath of a kid raised in a neglectful household by someone who fucked with them constantly, physically hurt them, and exposed them against their will to pornography, then I would in fact really prefer you didn’t, because either you aren’t willing or just can’t put in the effort to portray it well and this is a serious topic.

But please stop saying that there is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY WHATSOEVER Bro could have been abusive.

protip if you think bro is abusive in canon you're fucktarded

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 06:11:00 -0400

socialjusticetavros:

end of story bye

If you really think there could never be anything abusive about Bro’s treatment of Dave - think again.

May I direct you to this post, because it wraps up all that I might say in response to this perfectly.